Funny people: The fifteen best jokes submitted by our readers

Categories: Comedy, Contests

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Earlier this week, we created a contest for you, our glorious readers, to win tickets to Comedy Works by submitting your favorite jokes. The post, which earned more than sixty submissions, resulted in some flat, some bewildering and some pretty hilarious jokes, and we recently announced our final winners. (Some of you could use some time at Comedy Works to fine-tune those funny bones.) In the meantime, continue reading for our fifteen favorite reader-submitted jokes.

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny.

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?

A: Smells like carrots in here.

Q: How do you make holy water?

A: Boil the Hell out of it!

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A: The last place you left it.

Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot.

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Comedy Works

1226 15th St., Denver, CO

Category: Music

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Category: Music

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I think they forgot to mention the rules of this contest:

1) You must be under the age of 11 to enter the "joke" contest.

2) You must not use a "joke" that makes one "smile" or "laugh".

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