Funny people: The fifteen best jokes submitted by our readers

Categories: Comedy, Contests

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10.
A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

9.
Q: What kind of luggage do vultures travel with when they fly?

A: Carrion.

8.
Q: What did the ocean say to the island?

A: Nothing, it just waved.

7.
Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?

A: Lean beef.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

6.
Q: What's loud, hairy, and has nine arms?

A: Def Leppard.


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gimmeabreak
gimmeabreak

I think they forgot to mention the rules of this contest:

1) You must be under the age of 11 to enter the "joke" contest.

2) You must not use a "joke" that makes one "smile" or "laugh".

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