Funny people: The fifteen best jokes submitted by our readers
A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey, is the bar tender here?"
Q: What kind of luggage do vultures travel with when they fly?
Q: What did the ocean say to the island?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What's loud, hairy, and has nine arms?
A: Def Leppard.