Funny people: The fifteen best jokes submitted by our readers

Categories: Comedy, Contests

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5.
Two cannibals are eating dinner together when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I can't stand my mother-in-law."

"Then try the potatoes."

4.
Q: Who was the fattest knight in King Arthur's court?

A: Sir Cumference.

3.
Q: How did he get so fat?

A: From eating too much Pi.

2.
Q: What do vegan zombies crave?

A: GRRRRAAAAIIIINNNSS!

1.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: It's a really obscure number... You've probably never heard of it.



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1 comments
gimmeabreak
gimmeabreak

I think they forgot to mention the rules of this contest:

1) You must be under the age of 11 to enter the "joke" contest.

2) You must not use a "joke" that makes one "smile" or "laugh".

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