Funny people: The fifteen best jokes submitted by our readers
Two cannibals are eating dinner together when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I can't stand my mother-in-law."
"Then try the potatoes."
Q: Who was the fattest knight in King Arthur's court?
A: Sir Cumference.
Q: How did he get so fat?
A: From eating too much Pi.
Q: What do vegan zombies crave?
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It's a really obscure number... You've probably never heard of it.