Win tickets to Comedy Works! Tell us your favorite joke

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Aaron Thackeray
Update: Congratulations to Lee Shuck, Kate Honas and Linoleum Blownaparte! You have each won tickets to Comedy Works. Stay tuned to your Facebook inbox for more information on how to claim them.

Original post: Let it be known that Denver has an unfair, absolutely rib-cracking wealth of comedy opportunities -- and we're talking both local and national options. And thanks to our friends at Comedy Works, Show and Tell has got the goods.

No joke: We'll be giving away multiple pairs of tickets to Comedy Works over the next month, and we'll even let you choose the show you'd like to see (but not pay for). What do we ask for in return? A joke.

See also:
- Catch him while you can: David Sedaris tickets for January shows are on sale now
- Arguments and Grievances second-anniversary edition at Vine Street Pub
- LadyFace's Chella Negro: Dick jokes are dead, but sketch comedy is alive and kicking

If you win tickets, you can choose from any of the shows below.

Comedy Works South:
November 23-25 Steve Mudflap McGrew
November 28-29 - Showcase Showdown - Count down to the Holidays
November 30 the Fortune Feimster
December 2-5 not sure who the headliner is yet, but they can have tickets for it
December 9 Showcase Showdown
December 12-16 Mark Klein
December 19-23 Clinton Jackson

Comedy Works Downtown:
November 28 - Showcase showdown
November 29-30 Jake Johannsen
December - Chuck Roy
December 5-9 Joe Larson
December 13-15 Kermit Apio

To enter:

1. "Like" us on Facebook, which you can do right here. (Note: If you're already following us on Facebook, you're already eligible to enter; proceed to step two.)



2. Sign in to Livefyre with your Facebook account and then leave us a comment below with your e-mail address, and tell us your favorite joke -- and why.

3. Then, check back after Thanksgiving to see if you've won.

4. Sit back and relax. Good luck!




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Comedy Works

1226 15th St., Denver, CO

Category: Music

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5300 Washington St., Denver, CO

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20 comments
HoneyBakedAmbs
HoneyBakedAmbs

I'm probably ineligible, but I love this joke:

 

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

... it's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

Daisy Rothschild
Daisy Rothschild

What kind of luggage to vultures travel with when they fly?

Becca Sullivan
Becca Sullivan

A man walked into a bar with his pet monkey. The bartender said, "You can't bring that monkey in here!" The man replied, "Don't worry, he won't cause any trouble." Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The bartender yelled, "Hey, he just ate my cue ball! No one can play pool anymore! Get out!" So the monkey and the man left. The man left but came back one week later with his monkey. He apologized to the bartender and promised no more trouble. The bartender let him and the monkey stay. Later that night, the monkey walked over to a bowl of grapes, put one in his ass, and then ate it. The bartender said, "That's disgusting! Why did he do that!" The man said, "Since he swallowed the cue ball, he sizes everything up before he eats it."

Mitch Siff
Mitch Siff

Well it is funny except FB now has the comments in reverse order...go figure.

Mitch Siff
Mitch Siff

There are 3 guys on the grounds of a Whorehouse, one guy is going in, one is leaving, and the other is in there. What are the nationalities of the 3 men? The one coming out is Finnish (because he's done) The one going in is Russian (gotta get some action) and the one that's in there is.... ....(wait for it)....

Ric Gonzalez
Ric Gonzalez

What did the ocean say to the island........nothing it just waved lol

Bobbi Chappell
Bobbi Chappell

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Tee hee

Dave Shuck
Dave Shuck

What do vegan zombies crave? GRRRRAAAAIIIINNNSS!

Kasey Elkington
Kasey Elkington

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Derek Murphy
Derek Murphy

Whats the difference between jesus & a picture of jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture of jesus.

Jason Hornyak
Jason Hornyak

a termite walks into a bar and says "hey, is the bar tender here?"

Marc Babel
Marc Babel

What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots in here.

Lynn Teasley
Lynn Teasley

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

rhine.dog
rhine.dog

What did the girl wave say when the boy wave asked her on a date??SHORE 

rmaldrete
rmaldrete

Livefyre isn't working, but here's my joke:

 

What did the green grape say to the red grape? 

 

Breathe, you idiot!!! BREATHE!!!!!

Juan_Leg
Juan_Leg

What do you call a lesbian gun-club ?

Militia Etheridge ......

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