The ten best Craiglist Missed Connections from a gas station, Colorado's top spot

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5. Ah, a classic case of "Slurpee Syndrome." This occurs when you are startled that a hot member of the opposite sex, or same if that's your bag, makes a subtle introduction -- and then you freeze.

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4. Has maroon truck. Will fuck.

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3. This turned into a clear case of stalking when the "misser" of the "connection" followed the other person to Taco Bell and then watched from afar at the gas station.

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2. This is the sign of a true Casanova. He actually stops in at that gas station to see you, and he now knows that you don't work there anymore. Think he'll get the hint that it's a little creepy?

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1. This is a classic case of "brown-noser." You can't nail a cop then expect to not have to pay your parking tickets, but we appreciate where your head is at, even if it's halfway up your ass.




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