When Obama appears as Satan, where's Stephen Colbert?

The History Channel's Satan character strongly resembles President Obama.
Stephen Colbert, as a real human being, is useless to us. Yes, that's a very selfish thing to say, but we all know it's true. When he's stepped out of character in the past for interviews on Fresh Air or Meet the Press, it's mildly interesting, but it's interesting in the same way that it was interesting to see Worf from Star Trek without his makeup. Googleable, but somehow unsettling. Even worse, while he's taking a two-week sabbatical from The Colbert Report to become "real Stephen," helping out on his sister's run for a South Carolina congressional seat, he's missed out on covering a story tailor-made for the Colbert character: Obama's cameo as Satan on the History Channel.

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Last Sunday the History Channel rolled out another episode of its smash-hit series The Bible, introducing a spooky Obama-doppleganger in the role of Satan. Producers of the show emphatically denied intentionally creating this President of Darkness scandal, but by then it was already too late. On Monday morning Twitter exploded in all directions, with Glenn Beck being one of the first to lead the charge.

And it wasn't long before the sandwich-board doomsday prophets took to the Internet and AM radio for their we-told-you-he-was-the-antichrist jubilee. "I think God guided the hand of the makeup artist and blinded the eyes of everybody on the movie set while it was being recorded," said Christian radio host Rick Wiles. "And the spiritual blinders were removed Sunday night when the program was broadcast nationally on the History Channel."

Forget the new pope, forget Japan's nuclear plant being ousted by a dead rat, this is the story that makes us long for The Colbert Report to return to the airwaves. It's very selfish of Colbert to drop his satirical-persona and put his show on hold merely for the sake of his sister and all South Carolinians when comedy needs him more. There are simply no other late-night comedians with the chops to bite into the sociological casserole that is this story.

Just look at the paltry zingers served up by these three big-network jokesters:

Jay Leno: Actually, you know, they considered Dick Cheney for the role of Satan, but then they deemed him too evil.
David Letterman: I thought, 'Well that's funny, because if President Obama was actually Satan, then the Republicans might actually deal with him.
Jimmy Fallon: I thought he looked more like Bob Dylan doing an Eminem impression.

This isn't even the first racial controversy connected to The Bible. Huffington Post contributor Reverend Wil Gafney had already accused the TV show of suspiciously casting light-skinned actors in all the heroic roles, while going a few shades darker for the villains.

Clearly, the only way to comfortably address the humor of this situation is with satire.

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Steven M Palmer
Steven M Palmer

That's Barry in is Sith Lord outfit. Just like Palpatine...


   Christians that don't understand their own Bible drive me nuts! I am a Christian and I'd still use a leaf out of it for toilet paper if I had to.

   Wish I had that film.

    Their book says that when the devil comes back he's supposed to be better looking than the representation they chose in that movie.

    Obama the devil. Really?

   Sure blame it on the make up lady.

   I ask you, would Steve Cameron try to get out of a critique by blaming the make up artist?

   They totally skip over the fact that the devil comes at a time of PEACE.

    Does anybody see any peace happening soon?

   I thought Dave came closest to saying something funny.

   I miss Jon and Stephen so bad but, you could see that he wasn't all there for us before they took that hiatus.

   These guys are going to have to decide how to balance their political ambitions with their desire to do their show. As it stands, I may just not stay up to watch them.

   The timing with what will happen in late night comedy is up in the air.

   Jon and Colbert are appearing more and more like prima donnas. 

    I feel like I'm in love with somebody that has another relationship.

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