Mean Girls: The ten most quotable one-liners

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These Mean Girls are oh-so-quotable.
Keith Garcia, creative manager for the Alamo Drafthouse, thinks that Mean Girls is the perfect, quotable high-school movie -- hence the Mean Girls Quote-Along event taking place Friday, September 13, and Sunday, September 15. "Tina Fey did such an amazing job of writing that screenplay that there are so many good bon mots and lines," he says.

In celebration of this super-fetch event, here are our ten favorite quotes from the best high school movie to come out of Hollywood this century.

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10. "How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?" -- Ms. Norbury

She really is the meanest mean girl, y'all.

9. "On Wednesdays we wear pink!" -- Karen Smith

There are lots of fabulous tidbits in this particular segment of the movie, but Karen's bright, bubbly, totally idiotic heads-up showcases how the Plastics, the queen bees of the school, lay out their own rules.

8. "You go, Glen Coco!" -- Damian

Handing out holiday candy canes, Damian throws in this little non sequitur. Who is Glen Coco? We don't know. But he's in the pop-culture lexicon now!

7. "Hell, no -- I did not leave the Southside for this!" -- Mr. Duvall

Oh, Tim Meadows: So genius in his brief roles in this film. We love this quote so much that we chose it over the other obvious option from this scene: "The girls have gone wild!"

6. "Boo, you whore." -- Regina George

Karen's faking sick. Regina totally doesn't buy it, you guys.

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Laila Elturk
Laila Elturk

"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

Kathrynne Watson
Kathrynne Watson

They should have had at least one line from Gretchen's melt down, I think. "We should totally just STAB CAESAR"

Holly Slavic
Holly Slavic

Oh lord, look at Lilo before she messed with her face.

David Madrid
David Madrid

Starla Nicoll I know you will enjoy this ;-)


I think I would have chosen ten different lines entirely.  Maybe that's a credit to the movie, itself.

Helen Marie Cecilia Sierminski
Helen Marie Cecilia Sierminski

You missed the best one! "If you're from Africa, why are you white?!" Followed directly by "Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!"

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