The four most cannabis-unfriendly events this 4/20 weekend

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Ludlow photograph from the Pueblo History Museum
While 4/20 is celebrated by stoners worldwide, Coloradans do it better than anybody else: A day of unity and political activism where participants can spend their every waking moment consuming cannabis is hard to beat, holiday-wise. But April 20 this year also happens to be Easter Sunday and the fifth night of Passover. While kicking off your private seder with a kush Kiddush, or hunting for medible-stuffed Easter eggs while gorging on Peeps and Cadbury cremes with a group of fellow adult stoners, are both fine ways to celebrate this unique confluence of holidays, most official celebrations this weekend are either religious or kid-centric in nature. As such, there will be no kind of any kind encouraged. While no one can prevent you from attending any of these events under the influence, if you show up red-eyed and reeking, be prepared for askance glances from concerned parents and clergy -- particularly if you keep giggling at the phrase "askance glances."

See also: William Breathes's top picks for the 4/20 holi-daze

The four most cannabis-unfriendly events this weekend:

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4. Hippity-Hop Easter Trot 5K/10K and Kid's Cottontail Fun Run

Stapleton Central Park

9 a.m. Saturday, April 19

The only thing more foolhardy than attempting to run a 10K after a few lungfuls of bong smoke is attempting to run a 10K after a few lungfuls of bong smoke in the company of athletic families celebrating a religious holiday. Don't be the childless weirdo in the crowd or the stoned parent everyone else is secretly judging. Clearly, the target demographic for this event is unlikely to include any wake and bakers. Leave it to Coloradans to take a perfectly fine holiday hostage and force it to go for a run.

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3. Red Rocks Easter Sunrise Service
Red Rocks Amphitheater
6 a.m. Sunday, April 20

While Red Rocks concertgoers have enjoyed discreetly toking for generations, and will continue to do so later on April 20 when Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa take the stage, the iconic venue also hosts several events where smoking any weed -- however discreetly -- is frowned-upon at best. Once again this year, worshippers will gather at dawn to let nature do the heavy spirit-lifting and get all churchy about a holiday that's supposed to be about pastel-colored candy and magic mascots. They don't need to deal with any red-eyed interlopers. Fortunately, the sunrise service begins at 6 a.m., which is four hours before any self-respecting pothead would willingly get out of bed.

Keep reading for more cannabis-unfriendly events this weekend.

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Stapleton Central Park

9225 Martin Luther King Blvd., Denver, CO

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15 comments
Erich Dye
Erich Dye

your articles are getting more absurd and irrelevant.Please hire better writers.

Leonard Ware
Leonard Ware

Bret, no they didn't. You just have to read the whole article.

Bret Kantola
Bret Kantola

You left out Civic Center Park. Shameful really.

Jose Montoya
Jose Montoya

No worry, cause I wouldnt waste my weed on a Easter service. Let alone my time.

Mick Paul
Mick Paul

Trailer Park Boys Christmas Episode(church scene) definitely goes with this post, lol. Change the wording a bit, but "Easter is about getting drunk and stoned with your friends, family, and the ones you love"- Ricky, TPB http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=19kiCmyz9sc

Brandon Malone
Brandon Malone

No federal law prohibits a person from being high.

Louis Ruhlin
Louis Ruhlin

I suppose a couple dilaudid and a shot of tequila counts too...

MostlyMe
MostlyMe

A few of these events would only be tolerable high, or drunk....

Jessa Seward
Jessa Seward

This status is epic. I almost pee'd myself!

Gail Lucinda Madrid
Gail Lucinda Madrid

Ill do what I dam well plz esp. after a ll the signatures I collected for A64...get used to it gramps!

Jason Taylor
Jason Taylor

Then don't show up to our smoking events all strung out on religion.

Brandon Malone
Brandon Malone

It is completely legal for me to be high at these events. It's a free country.

Ossama Hussein
Ossama Hussein

Wait, do they mean Church's Chicken? Cause I go there high all the time

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